A-age: 39
B-bed size: king
C-chore you hate: I have a rather large backyard with a good number of trees. This is nice ( and quite beautiful in the fall - see this post ), but the trees happen to be sugargum trees. These trees drop MANY MANY thousand spikey balls ( about an inch in diameter on average - see photo below ) each winter, and I've got to pick them up put them in bags each spring. This really breaks my back every year. The basic tool I've been using to gather these things is a rake, but they don't respond that well to rakes. Because of the spikes they tend to stick to the ground, so I often need to rake over the same spot about ten times before I even get have of these spikey little balls to move. I often need to get down on my hands and knees to pick them up. As much as I hate this chore, I really have no choice. The spikes on these things can be rather sharp, and it seems like these things never rot ( When they have been there a few years, the spikes wear away a bit. You would think that would be a good thing, but having your yard full of really old sugargum balls is like having a yard full of marbles. It's really not safe to walk on those things. ). Worse yet, I need to stick them in brown paper bags that are 4 feet high and have an opening that is only about 1 foot square ( The county requires that you put them in these bags, or else they won't collect them ). Once I manage to get a bunch of these spikey balls in a pile, it's a real pain in the ass to transfer to contents of the file into to tiny openings on these bags ( especially when the wind is blowing ). I swear - I love trees, but if it was legal to cut these trees down, I'd be outside with a chainsaw in about an hour ( and the only reason it would take an hour is that I would have to go out and buy the chainsaw first ).
Hey, I just found this website when searching for the image above on Google. I'm seriously considering buying one of these things.
D-don't eat: I wouldn't want to eat whale, dolphin, or one of the great apes, but aside from that, I'll willing to put pretty much anything into my mouth. Not that I'd want to eat just anything on a regular basis - I do try to eat rather healthy. I'm still progressing towards being 99% vegetarian ( I don't have any moral problem with meat, but I think eating lots of meat is really bad for the planet, so I'm trying to reduce my meat consumption each year. I've gotten to the point where more than 70% of my lunches are vegetarian, and I plan to increase that percentage each year. ), and when I do it meat, it's usually something relatively healthy like chicken or fish. Still, I make exceptions, because I really have 3 modes of eating:
Everyday eating mode: This mode is for the meals I have on a regular basis, like the meals I have at home or the lunches I eat at work. I don't want to get into any bad eating habits ( For example, as much as I might love super greasy deep fried foods and rich desserts, eating that stuff every day would certainly lead me to an early grave. ), so I trying to keep the vast majority of really unhealthy foods out of my regular eating rotation.
Going out to eat with my family mode: I don't go out to eat every day, so when I do I like to expand my horizons a bit. These "out to eat" meals are where I eat most of my burgers and fries. Still, I don't always eat that kind of stuff when I'm out to eat. Last Saturday I was out to eat with Ruth and the kids ( at a place that had plenty of fried and greasy choices ), and I had a meal that consisted of crab cakes and broccoli.
Vacation mode: If I was on vacation 365 days a year ....
1) I'd weigh about 400 pounds.
2) The world's supply of sugar would be in danger.
3) The milk producing cows of the work would be bone dry ( CHEESE, ICE CREAM, PUDDING, ICE CREAM FLOATING IN A BOWL OF PUDDING COVERED IN CHEESE!!!! MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! ).
4) I would cause so much global warming from my meat eating that we'd all be about 10 feet under water.
Yes, anything goes when I'm on vacation. F*ck it! I'm on vacation!
E-essential start-your-day item: I'm not emotionally attached to any of these things, but I certainly would start a day without soap, toothpaste and mouthwash. Oh, and if this question was supposed to be about coffee ...
1) I've been caffeine-free since 1998.
2) I'm wide awake within milliseconds after my alarm goes off.
F-favorite board game: Depends on the crowd. I've probably spent more time playing Strat-o-matic baseball than any other game, but that's really only an option if you are in a group of male baseball nerds. I've always thought that Trivial Pursuit was a fun co-ed game. You can really learn a lot about a couple by how they resolves disputes when they are on the same Trivial Pursuit team.
G-gold or silver: Not sure how to answer this question. I'm not a bling guy. The only piece of gold or silver I have ever worn ( or every will wear ) is my wedding ring. I'm going to have to go with gold, because is is worth way-more per once than silver ( Also, it's a damn good conductor! ).
H-height: 6 Feet, 1 inch.
I-instruments you've played: I can't really play any musical instrument. Yes I did play "the recorder" in school, because they kind of force you to do that, and I have enjoyed making up little melodies on keyboards/pianos from time to time, but both my attempts to learn how to play a musical instrument in a formal way ( guitar / piano ) ending with me quitting before I learned too much. It would have never worked. I have a good ear for music and all, but I have ZERO dexterity/flexibility in my fingers. I've never been able to to move my pinky finger at all with also moving my ring finger. Hell, I can't even touch type. All the fine blogging you've ever see on this site has been done using the hunt-and-peck method
J-job title: Software Developer
K-kids: Michael is 6 and Peter is 4.
L-living arrangements: House in Edison, New Jersey.
M-mom's name: My Mom passed away in 1996. Her name was June.
N-nicknames: Never had a nickname.
O-overnight hospital stay, other than birth: I was hospitalized for a bad asthma attack when I was four years old. I wrote about this experience at the beginning of this post.
P-pet peeve: I'm a pretty affable and agreeable fellow. There really isn't lot that makes me angry on any kind of consistent basis. It's not that I never get peeved about anything - it's just that I don't get peeved about anything consistently enough that I would call in a "pet peeve". There are a few things I could mention ( and I think I might have already answered one of these "pet peeve" type questions in another one of these multiple question blog posts ), but I'm in a good mood right now and I don't want to spoil it by dwelling on the negative.
Q-famous movie quote: "Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try" - Yoda, from "The Empire Srikes Back".
R-rightie or leftie: Right-handed.
S-sibling(s): My brother Craig is 3.5 years younger than me.
T-time you wake up: 6:07 AM on work days. On weekends, I'll try to sleep past 8 AM, but my kids usually wake me up before then. Before I had kids, I used to sleep until at least 11 AM each weekend. Kids really change you.
U-underwear: This may be TMI, but I wear briefs. I'd give these reason why I go for briefs over boxer, but that would be REALLY TMI.
V-vegetable favorite: I eats LOTS of Chinese food, and my favorite vegetable with Chinese food is broccoli. However, broccoli can actually be quite boring if you find yourself eating it all by itself. My favorite vegetable as a stand-alone food would be corn-on-the-cob.
W-ways you run late: I don't do late. I'm the kinda guy who gets to places an hour early all the time because I build in a one-hour train-delay ( or a one hour traffic jam ) to my estimate of long it will take to get somewhere. Of course, 2 little kids can occasionally ruin your best laid-out plans. I'm still rarely late, but if I am, the answer to "way you run late" would be "kids".
X-x-rays you've had: Aside from the dental ones? Well, I'll save this story for another time ( Heck, I might have already told this story - I really don't remember ), but I was once in a cast for two months due to a basketball injury, and X-rays of my left foot were involved.
Y-yummy food you make: I'm no chef, but I can make a mean omelet when I want to.
Z-zoo favorite: I've always liked the monkeys, but the sea-lions are always really cool too.
1 comment:
i -- I have four words for you: "Hum in large end".
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