Friday, October 24, 2014

Sidewalks of New York





I hadn't been to Manhattan for a couple of years.  Well, actually, I do travel into Manhattan 5 times a week for work, but the only parts of the the city I see on those days are the areas around my office and Penn Station.  When I go to work, it doesn't feel like I'm going to "the city"*, it just feels like I'm going to work.

* Sorry, Queens/Brooklyn/Staten_Island/The_Bronx folks.  As a native outer-borough person ( from Queens ), I have to admit that we outer-borough folks have always referred to Manhattan as "the city".  Don't get me wrong, Queens, Brooklyn, and the Bronx are great parts of of New York City ( Staten Island is a lovely place, but it's pretty much an extension of New Jersey.  I'm sorry, but if you can't take the subway there, it's not really part of New York City. ), but nobody in NYC refers to them as "the city".  If a New Yorker tells you, "I'm going into the city tonight", they don't mean they are heading into Brooklyn.

When the forecast called for beautiful weather last Saturday ( October 18th ), I decided that we should take advantage of what might be the last nice day of the year and have an outdoor family outing.  We talked about a couple of options, but ultimately we all decided to have a family outing in "the city".  What follows is a photo-essay of that outing.  


As always, the boys were excited to be on the train.

( Actually, now that I think of it, we actually do travel into the city once a year to see the Big Apple Circus ( My company has a Big Apple Circus Day each year as a holiday event ), but I don't really consider that "going into the city".  When we go to the circus, when generally head right home after the circus is done. )

Our plan was to walk from Penn Station  ( 32nd St. and 7th Ave. ) to the Gramercy Park neighborhood Ruth and I lived in from 1998 - 2002 ( Ruth was doing her residency at Beth Israel at the time. We lived on the 23rd floor of an apartment building on 290 3rd Ave., between 22nd and 23rd St. ).  On the way, we were hoping to stop at the original Shake Shack location in Madison Square Park ( Note: The Shake Shack kiosk in Madison Square Park didn't open until after we left the area ( in 2004 ).  Shake Shack was preceded by a cart that was in Madison Square Park starting in 2001, but we never tried food from the cart while we were living near there. ).  I've tried In-N-Out a few times on trips to California and I've had Five Guys burgers plenty of times on the East Coast, but any In-N-Out versus Five Guys debate became irrelevant to me after I tried a Shack Shack burger a few years ago at Citi Field.  Since then, Shake Shack has become as much of a Citi Field outing tradition for our family as Mets victories.

Unfortunately, the night before our trip, I found that the Shake Shack kiosk in Madison Square Park had been shut down for renovations and would not open again until 2015.  I came up with a few new plans for lunch in our old neighborhood, but we still thought it would be fun to let the boys enjoy Madison Square Park for a while.




After the boys built up an appetite at the playground, we headed over to Frank's Pizza on 23rd Street.


Frank's is a hidden gem that serves the best pizza I've ever had in Manhattan. *

* BTW, if you're not from New York, I should let you know that New York City's great reputation for Pizza is not based on Manhattan pizza.  Manhattan pizza is usually quite poor compared to the pizza of the outer-boroughs.  I had never tasted Manhattan pizza that was in the same class as the best pizza from my Queens neighborhood until I tasted Frank's pizza.  

Being in the same class as the pizza in my old Queens neighborhood is no small feat.  The best pizza shop in my part of Queens was good enough to get a shout-out in the popular New York City tourist guide video below ( New Park Pizza is mentioned in the section starting at 3:55 ):



I'm apparently not the only person who was impressed by Frank's pizza.  The shop proudly displays the following review on their wall ( granted, the review is 23 years old, but the pizza really is as good as the review indicates ).


And most importantly, the pizza got Peter's stamp of approval!


After having our pizza ( just a slice each, to leave room for the food to come ), we took some pictures in front of our old apartment building ...


... and our old church.


The boys also took some time to have fun with some of the city pay phones.


However, the main reason we headed towards our old neighborhood was to have what many consider to be the best bagels in New York City.  Back when we lived in Gramercy,  trips to the original Ess-a-Bagel shop on the corner of 21st and 1st was a Sunday morning tradition.  They are still as good as I remember.


Of course, now that we were this close to 15th Street, there was no way we were not going to visit the original site of our old high school on 15th Street between 1st and 2nd Avenue.


There were having some kind of event in the building, so we actually got to step inside the front door and take a few pictures.


We also took a picture next door in front of Beth Israel Medical Center, where Ruth did her residency.


Considering that Ruth and I had been indulging our nostalgia all day, we figured it would only be fair if we took the boys someplace were they could have some fun.  So, soon after we left the Stuy area we found ourselves at Forbidden Planet.


The location of Forbidden Planet has changed since I used to go there during my Stuyvesant days ( I don't think I actually ever bought anything there, but I was there plenty of times when friends were shopping. ), but it was still roughly in the same area ( about 2 blocks south of Union Square ).  The boys had fun and we bought them a "Teen Titans Go!" book, a Minecraft book, and a set dice that are generally used to play role-playing games ( The boys don't actually play role-playing games, but Michael was fascinated by the different kinds of dice ).

After Forbidden Planet, we headed to Pommes Frites.  The place is supposed to have some of the best fries in the city.  Ruth and I heard about the place on the Food Network after we had already left Manhattan, and we had always wanted to try it out.  We were not disappointed.


After Pommes Frites, we walked over to some of Ukrainian restaurants near 9th Street and 2nd Avenue.


As much as I craved some of those delicious Veselka pierogies ...


... we needed to save room for some desert at Veniero's.


The boys had some gelato,


and Ruth and I shared some Italian cheesecake


and tiramisu.


After desert, we indulged the boys again by taking the subway to the Rockefeller Center area and going to Nintendo World.





We decided to have dinner before leaving the city.  While we seriously considered showing the boys Grand Central and trying the Shake Shack location there, we instead headed to the last Baja Fresh in Manhattan ( after taking Peter to McD's, because he wasn't about to eat Mexican food ).


Ruth I and both became big fans of Baja Fresh after we discovered a location near our Jersey home back in 2003.  There soon were several location near our home, but they've all closed in recent years.  I've also noticed that they've been closing in Manhattan, and how there is only on Baja Fresh there.  The last Baja Fresh in Manhattan was nearly empty when we got there, so I don't think Baja Fresh is going to survive in the New York metropolitan area for much longer.  That's a shame, because I've always found their stuff to be much tastier than Chipotle.  Unfortunately for me and my Mexican food cravings, most people like Chipotle better, and it looks like Baja Fresh may not be around for much longer.

In any case, those Baja Fresh buritos were a great way to end our day.  After that, we walked over to Penn Station and took the train home.  We were all worn out by the time we got home, especially Peter, who passed out on the couch about 5 minutes after we got home.


We all slept well with full tummies that night.

Rich

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Who lives in a pineapple ...

Last Sunday, we had Michael's 11th birthday party at our house ( he actually turns 11 a few days from now ).  Ruth wanted the party to have a SpongeBob Squarepants theme, and for the occasion, we put on a SpongeBob play in the backyard ( Actually, we put it on twice, because Ruth accidentally has the video camera off for most of the first show. ).  This wasn't our first trip to this kind of rodeo.  For Peter's 4th birthday party, we put on a Wiggles show ...



... and for Peter's 7th birthday we put on a Phineas and Ferb show ...








I never posted the Phineas and Ferb video to YouTube because one member of the cast didn't want to video to be publicly available on YouTube.  I probably could have posted the video to a smaller facebook audience, but it's really not worth doing now.  We lost some footage due to technical errors with the camerawork, and there were all sorts of glitches with the production ( people forgetting lines, people forgetting their cues, and technical problems ( Craig was playing two roles, Ferb and Major Monogram.  His moustache fell off while he was playing Major Monogram and then we had to delay a scene because I had trouble untying the knot of his Major Monogram costume right before a Ferb scene. ).  We didn't have time to practice together because it was drizzling all day and we figured the window of sunshine would not last long, and we couldn't really reshoot the play because the final scene involved breaking open a "rocket pinata" prop that played a major roll in the production.

The SpongeBob production went a little better, so I'm going to post the video to my facebook page.  I'll post some photos from the production below, as well as the script.

BTW, Michael wrote the original SpongeBob script.  I "punched it up" with lots of extra dialogue after he wrote it, but the basic elements of the plot were in his original script.











Spongebob skit!

( In Squidward’s house, Squidward is in the shower singing )

SQUIDWARD : At the Copa, Copacabana!  The hottest spot north of Havana!  Here, at the Copa …

PATRICK ( Barging into shower, and cutting Squidward off immediately after he sings the second “Copa” ) : Hey Squidward!

SQUIDWARD : AHHHH!!!!  What are you doing here???!!!!

SPONGEBOB ( Barging into shower ) : We have to go to Michael’s birthday party right away!

SQUIDWARD : I don’t even have my pants on!

SPONGEBOB ( pulling Squidward by the hand ) : We’re running late, we don’t have time for pants!

SQUIDWARD : THERE’S ALWAYS TIME FOR PANTS!!!

( Patrick ponders this for a few seconds and then … )

PATRICK : Uhh, I thought Squidward didn’t wear pants.

NARRATOR : Meanwhile, at the Krusty Krab ...:

MR KRABS:Where’s SpongeBob?  Every minutes he’s away from the grille is costing me money!

MICHAEL ( sitting in front of a laptop ) : He’s out making sure that everyone comes to my birthday party.

KRABS : Oh, that’s right, he’s gonna bring plenty of potential customers here, but I can’t make any money unless we got some krabby patties to sell.  Those patties aren’t going to make themselves, you know.

MICHAEL ( still looking at laptop ) : Gee, that’s too bad Mr. Krabs.

KRABS: Yeah, too bad.

( Mr. Krabs looks at a spatula, then at Michael, then at the spatula, then at Michael. )

KRABS: Err, Hey Michael, you ever wonder how how a spatula works?

Michael ( not looking up ) : Um, not really.

KRABs: Cause ya know, as long as you are not doing anything else, you might as well get on the grille and make some krabby patties.

MICHAEL : But I wanted to watch YouTube videos.

KRABS: This aint no Starbucks boy, get on the grille!

NARRATOR : Meanwhile, out on the road …

SPONGEBOB : We must have taken a wrong turn somewhere - I think we’re lost.

PATRICK : Umm, if you say so SpongeBob.  Umm, I think we’re suppose to go that way ( points stage left ).

SQUIDWARD : How can you guys be lost?  Patrick, you eat at the Krusty Krab every day, and SpongeBob, you work at the Krusty Krab!  Both you morons should know that the Krusty Krab is that way ( points stage right )!

SPONGEBOB : Gee Patrick, I think Squidward might be right.  I think we should listen to him.

( SQUIDWARD nods smugly )

SPONGEBOB : After all, I’m sure Mr. Krabs is waiting for us and has a lot of work for us to do.

( SQUIDWARD’S face drops )

SQUIDWARD : Lead the way Patrick!

( They all head stage left )

NARRATOR : Meanwhile, back at the Krusty Krab …

( MICHAEL  works the grille as MR. KRABS  watches with his feet up.  MICHAEL accidentally knocks a patty on to the floor. )

MICHAEL ( walking to a trash bin ) : I guess I’ll have to throw this patty out.

KRABS ( jumping to his feet and dashing between MICHAEL and the trash bin ) : No, no, it’s fine!  Gimme that!

( KRABS snatches the patty from MICHAEL’S hand and starts brushing dirt off it. )

KRABS : It’s fine! It’s fine!

MICHAEL : But it fell on the floor!

KRABS : If it looks clean, you can still sell it.  It’s what I like to call, the five dollar rule.

NARRATOR : Meanwhile, in the desert ...

SPONGEBOB:Patrick, we're in the middle of the desert!

PATRICK:What?

NARRATOR : 12 Hours Later at the Chum Bucket...

PLANKTON: This birthday party at Krabs’ is going to get a him lot of new customers.  If that happens, nobody’s ever going to come to the Chum Bucket.

KAREN: Nobody comes to the Chum Bucket now.

PLANKTON: That’s besides the point.  I’ve got to stop this party, and I’ve got a plan!

KAREN: You think this plan will work as well as all your previous plans?

PLANKTON: Of course it will!

KAREN: Great, cause all your previous plans have worked so well.

PLANKTON: What?  You think you’ve got a better idea?

KAREN: Wouldn’t be hard.

PLANKTON; So, give me this great plan of yours.

KAREN: Not with that attitude

PLANKTON: What are you talking about?  You’re my wife Karen, tell me your plan!.

KAREN: You know, Plankton, sometime I think you take me for granted.  I think it’s time you show me some appreciation.

PLANKTON: What! How?

KAREN: You know how.

PLANKTON: UUUURRRRRRRHHHHH!!! Allright!

( Plankton grabs a pair of maracas, puts on a Sombrero, and starts to sing. )

PLANKTON:
Oh, my Karen.  Oh, my Karen.
Oh, my computer wife Karen.
Put down those punch cards,
Put down those punch cards,
And listen to my ode.

Oh. my Karen  Oh, my Karen.

Oh, my computer wife Karen.

What compares to,

What compares to,

Your beautiful diodes?


( Note: If you are a ham, a glutton for punishment, or both, feel free to sing the second half of the “Oh, My Karen” song ( you can find it on YouTube ) ).

KAREN : Oh, Plankton!  That was so beautiful! ( Sniffles, starts to cry ).

PLANKTON : Karen, stop crying!  You know what that does to your circuits!

( KAREN make short-circuiting sounds and her head ( screen ) flops forward to indicate she has shut down ).

PLANKTON : Oh crap!  ( Grabs some TNT ).  I guess I’ll just have to go with my original plan.

NARRATOR: Meanwhile, back on the road.

SPONGEBOB:Hey Sandy!  You want to come to Michael’s birthday party?

SANDY: You’re darn tootin’ SpongeBob!  I wouldn’t miss it for all the oil in Texas!

( SANDY sees GARY )

SANDY: Howdy Gary!

GARY: MEOW!

( As they start walking, a hiding PLANKTON throws some TNT at the group. )

SANDY: Hey, what was that?

PATRICK: I’ll check.

( PATRICK picks up the TNT and looks directly at the letters “TNT” )

PATRICK.  Uhh, it look like a rock.  I like rocks.  They’re fun to throw.
( PATRICK throws the TNT in the direction of PLANKTON  ).

( PLANKTON picks up the TNT. )

PLANKTON: You idiot!  This isn’t a rock.  It’s TNT!  If this was a rock, it wouldn’t be about ready to explode in my hands!  ( Pauses )  Uh-oh!

( Cameraperson makes explosion sound-effect.  Actor playing PLANTKON does his best explosion-type spasms and falls down. ).

SPONGEBOB :We need to run,  the party starts in one minute!

( They all run to the Krusty Krab. )

MICHAEL: Finally! You’re here!

KRABS: And they brought MONEY - I mean, customers.

MICHAEL.  I’d like to thank SpongeBob for getting everyone to my 11th birthday party, I’d like to thank everyone for coming, but most of all, I’d like to thank Mr. Krabs for agreeing to provide all the party food for free.

KRABS:  WHAT?!?

-end-

Rich