Jesus: Was born on Christmas.
Frosty: Was made with "Christmas snow" ( snow that fell on Christmas Day - so Frosty was also essentially born on Christmas. ).
Jesus: Sacrificed himself to pay for man's sins by letting the his enemies capture him in a garden ( Gethsemane ). His enemies ultimately condemned him to death and killed him.
Frosty: Selflessly put his own life in danger by carrying a freezing little girl into a warm indoor garden ( a greenhouse ). His enemy ( the magician ) was able to trap him in the greenhouse and Frosty died via melting.
Jesus: Was raised from the dead by God, who is a powerful, fatherly ( "God the Father ), eternal, omniscient figure, who judges people on whether they've been bad or good.
Frosty: Was raised from the dead by Santa,who is a powerful, fatherly ( "Father Christmas" ), eternal ( never seems to age ), omniscient ( "He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake" ), and judges people on whether they've been bad or good ( "He's making a list and checking it twice - gonna find out who's naughty or nice."; "He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake" ).
Jesus: Shortly after rising from the dead, he ascended up into Heaven ( where the powerful, omniscient figure ( God ) lives ).
Frosty: Shortly after being raised from the dead, he headed back "up" to the North Pole ( where the powerful, omniscient figure ( Santa ) lives).
Jesus: Predicted he would come again someday ( The Second Coming ).
Frosty: "He waved goodbye saying 'Don't you cry. I'll be back again someday'."
Well, it looks like I've set my personal record for "Most Random Post Ever".
Rich
sacrilegious it is. However, you can't dispute those facts. hah hah
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