Jesus: Was born on Christmas.
Frosty: Was made with "Christmas snow" ( snow that fell on Christmas Day - so Frosty was also essentially born on Christmas. ).
Jesus: Sacrificed himself to pay for man's sins by letting the his enemies capture him in a garden ( Gethsemane ). His enemies ultimately condemned him to death and killed him.
Frosty: Selflessly put his own life in danger by carrying a freezing little girl into a warm indoor garden ( a greenhouse ). His enemy ( the magician ) was able to trap him in the greenhouse and Frosty died via melting.
Jesus: Was raised from the dead by God, who is a powerful, fatherly ( "God the Father ), eternal, omniscient figure, who judges people on whether they've been bad or good.
Frosty: Was raised from the dead by Santa,who is a powerful, fatherly ( "Father Christmas" ), eternal ( never seems to age ), omniscient ( "He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake" ), and judges people on whether they've been bad or good ( "He's making a list and checking it twice - gonna find out who's naughty or nice."; "He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake" ).
Jesus: Shortly after rising from the dead, he ascended up into Heaven ( where the powerful, omniscient figure ( God ) lives ).
Frosty: Shortly after being raised from the dead, he headed back "up" to the North Pole ( where the powerful, omniscient figure ( Santa ) lives).
Jesus: Predicted he would come again someday ( The Second Coming ).
Frosty: "He waved goodbye saying 'Don't you cry. I'll be back again someday'."
Well, it looks like I've set my personal record for "Most Random Post Ever".
Rich
1 comment:
sacrilegious it is. However, you can't dispute those facts. hah hah
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